Exmodel
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Post by Exmodel on Dec 27, 2005 2:28:21 GMT -5
 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty |
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Post by Exmodel on Dec 27, 2005 2:29:04 GMT -5
^ This one better get me some Karma.
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Post by Exmodel on Dec 27, 2005 2:30:09 GMT -5
Wait... One more, Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Post by purlop2 on Dec 27, 2005 9:41:48 GMT -5
Okay, what's with the CN luv, Ex?
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Post by Exmodel on Dec 27, 2005 9:47:40 GMT -5
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Post by purlop2 on Dec 27, 2005 10:05:49 GMT -5
...and here I thought you were a TSD student.  |
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Post by Mcguirk on Dec 27, 2005 10:16:55 GMT -5
Its basically the Vin Diesel thing, ya know?
William F'ing Shatner > Vin Diesel > Chuck Norris.
I'm sorry, but that is a simple fact of life. Its in the bible.
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Post by purlop2 on Dec 27, 2005 10:24:43 GMT -5
William Shatner singing in the Priceline commercials. Now THAT'S priceless! In YouR FacE VISA!
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Post by Mcguirk on Dec 27, 2005 10:39:36 GMT -5
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Exmodel
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Post by Exmodel on Dec 29, 2005 4:42:04 GMT -5
Vin Diesel's hair is too afraid of Chuck Norris to grow.
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Post by Ipit on Dec 29, 2005 12:19:40 GMT -5
I hope Vithigar doesn't see this one. I know he has a lot of those Vin Diesel ones and that might start a barrage from him, we'll have to wait and see.
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Post by Mcguirk on Dec 29, 2005 12:27:29 GMT -5
Vin Diesel would never be caught dead in that leotard on that pic of Chuck Norris. And only partially because he cannot die, unless he wills it so.
And even then, its not permanent.
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Post by Ipit on Dec 29, 2005 12:30:48 GMT -5
Heh, nice Mcguirk. There is one that Vith tells, it's about him arm wrestling or soemthing. I can't rememebr it, but I find it pretty funny.
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Post by Exmodel on Dec 31, 2005 16:59:46 GMT -5
Vin Diesel can predict the shuffle on his iPod. Vin Diesel gives black cats bad luck. Rosie O'Donnell is actually Vin Diesel in a fat suit. Sooner or later Vin Diesel will run out of people to fight, at this point he will have to fight himself, we call this the apocalypse. oh man, i love this website!!! www.4q.cc/vin/ |
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Post by Vithigar on Jan 3, 2006 10:05:05 GMT -5
The eruption of Mount St. Helens was caused by the shock from the impact of Vin Diesel's arm hitting the ground after his first ever loss in an arm wrestling match. His opponent was Autobot commander Optimus Prime, and it was a close one.
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