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joke
Feb 23, 2006 14:14:27 GMT -5
Post by a rotten guest on Feb 23, 2006 14:14:27 GMT -5
An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:
"Excuthe me mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, blushingly, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quite voice,
"I don't fink my python weally givth a phuck"
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