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Post by meanmoocow on Nov 30, 2006 10:29:29 GMT -5
What kind of Car goes 140Mph around a corner?
A Rental!
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Post by a rotten guest on Nov 30, 2006 14:01:08 GMT -5
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss
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Post by Silicon on Nov 30, 2006 15:47:58 GMT -5
What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
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firebreather
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Do the glowing trinkets show me a way home, or simply a glowing path for some one else to follow?
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Post by firebreather on Nov 30, 2006 20:30:06 GMT -5
whats the daily joke thread filled with? Bad puns....
Wait a minuet thats not a pun.
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Post by Dread on Nov 30, 2006 22:24:13 GMT -5
A CEO of a large corporation gets cought for embezzling funds from his company. He is sentenced to three years at a regular prison. As he enters his cell, he notices a large black man laying on the bottom bunk. Not saying anything, the man stands there for a moment, awkwardly.
Looking from behind his bible, the large African American raises and eyebrow and stands up, uncomfortably close to the former CEO. It is now apparent that the large man is even larger than the CEO had previously expected standing at 6'3" to the CEO's 5'9". With a twisted grin, the large man sputters out in a deep southern accent "So, yous wanna be the wife or the husband in this here marriage?" Said the blackman with obvious intentions.
Not wanting to really take it, and not having any option to the contrary, the CEO sighs and pitifully, almost askingly says "The Husband?" figuring he at least wouldn't hurt his ass for he might have been raped had he not complied.
The blackman grins even broader. "Then get on yo knees and suck yo wives cock."
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Post by Aphramzo on Nov 30, 2006 22:25:14 GMT -5
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Post by Catryna on Dec 1, 2006 0:27:16 GMT -5
Dread...you can always make me laugh and surprise me.... Still not quite sure if that's a good thing or not though.
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Stompshifter
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Disgusting. . .
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Post by Stompshifter on Dec 2, 2006 12:55:15 GMT -5
Holy COW Aph!! Where did you pick up your puter skills?? That chart is off the hook fo snizzle!
Also, Dread why dont you get on your knees and suck Cat's cock?
So far Silicon wins 2 Internets.
This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and smoking a cigarette when her arm caught on fire.
When the police arrived they shot her for waving a firearm.
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Post by Malthorn on Dec 2, 2006 21:07:10 GMT -5
I read Stomps last post before I read Dread's long joke, which made reading stomps really weird.
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sarvis
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Inactive....or am i?
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Post by sarvis on Dec 4, 2006 2:44:11 GMT -5
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Post by Silicon on Dec 4, 2006 11:25:18 GMT -5
Today's Big Joke is Ameren UE. 300,000 people in St. Louis have been without power since Thursday night, and I am one of them. (Actually it's not really their fault, we had an ice storm of epic proportions. But I'm not amused in any case.)
Alright, alright. To continue the awful pun theme:
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.
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Prune/Jak
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60 Warrior / 60 Rogue
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Post by Prune/Jak on Dec 6, 2006 23:24:46 GMT -5
Out of power, eh, Sil? Are you posting by teletype? Or are you just yelling into the phone cord until it agrees to deliver your message?
Prune.
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firebreather
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Post by firebreather on Dec 24, 2006 19:09:50 GMT -5
thats how i play wow pamp.
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Post by Malthorn on Dec 26, 2006 17:19:11 GMT -5
I think you meant Prune...not Pamp...
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firebreather
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Post by firebreather on Dec 27, 2006 1:21:51 GMT -5
PPPP!
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