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Post by meanmoocow on Apr 16, 2007 22:06:30 GMT -5
whats the difference between a you and a mallard with a cold?
The mallard is a sick duck and your a...... I don't remember how the rest of it goes but your Mother's a whore!!!
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Post by sarvis1 on Apr 16, 2007 23:54:43 GMT -5
I'll take famous titties for 500.
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Post by meanmoocow on Apr 17, 2007 22:04:00 GMT -5
tell me about the PENIS MIGHTIER... How much does it cost man?
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Post by A Rotten Guest on Apr 26, 2007 7:43:36 GMT -5
A man in a hot air balloon, realising he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied,
"You're in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be in IT," said the balloonist. "Actually I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault.."
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Post by meanmoocow on Apr 26, 2007 17:13:34 GMT -5
What did the two tampons say to eachother?
Nothing cause they we're too stuck up cunts!!!
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Post by meanmoocow on May 2, 2007 17:23:33 GMT -5
what is the opposite to Christopher Reed?
Christopher Walken
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Post by undeaddeath on May 2, 2007 17:35:01 GMT -5
lol, clever.
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Post by meanmoocow on May 4, 2007 18:31:13 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar with an crocodil eon his shoulder, throws in on the bar and announces to everyone, "I bet I can stick my dick in this crocs mouth and not be hurt! who bets me a beer on it?!" several people take the bet thinking they'll get a show and a free beer. The guys rips out his johnson and lets the croc bite down on it. several seconds later he hits it on the head with a beer bottle and it lets go, revealing his dick without a scratch. While he's drinking his free beers the man says, "I'll by anyone 5 beers if they think they can do what I just did." A woman steps up and says, "I'll try as long as you don't hit me over the head with a beer Bottle!"
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Post by undeaddeath on May 9, 2007 7:23:07 GMT -5
There's a good thing and a bad thing about having sex with a 4 year old... Good Thing: Your penis looks big in all the pictures. Bad Thing: You have to clean the blood off of your clown suit. Aww, poor lil' feller.
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Stompshifter
Legacy of the Void Officer
Disgusting. . .
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Post by Stompshifter on May 9, 2007 16:30:55 GMT -5
Did my little sister just tell that dirty ass joke??
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firebreather
Legacy of the Void Officer
Do the glowing trinkets show me a way home, or simply a glowing path for some one else to follow?
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Post by firebreather on May 9, 2007 18:22:38 GMT -5
ummm no? Nope no bad influences there...........
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Post by undeaddeath on May 9, 2007 19:20:34 GMT -5
Yep there's a whole other side of me that only people outside our family know about ...except for mama, she knows. Actually it's just the dirty kids at my school who pass junk like this on to me, for some reason.
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Post by Dread on May 9, 2007 21:18:57 GMT -5
HA-HA! Awkward -.-
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Post by meanmoocow on May 9, 2007 21:55:53 GMT -5
that was a good one. gj UDD
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Post by undeaddeath on May 9, 2007 22:00:36 GMT -5
Thank you, one of my very few good ones that I heard from someone else . *bows*
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