A CEO of a large corporation gets cought for embezzling funds from his company. He is sentenced to three years at a regular prison. As he enters his cell, he notices a large black man laying on the bottom bunk. Not saying anything, the man stands there for a moment, awkwardly.
Looking from behind his bible, the large African American raises and eyebrow and stands up, uncomfortably close to the former CEO. It is now apparent that the large man is even larger than the CEO had previously expected standing at 6'3" to the CEO's 5'9". With a twisted grin, the large man sputters out in a deep southern accent "So, yous wanna be the wife or the husband in this here marriage?" Said the blackman with obvious intentions.
Not wanting to really take it, and not having any option to the contrary, the CEO sighs and pitifully, almost askingly says "The Husband?" figuring he at least wouldn't hurt his ass for he might have been raped had he not complied.
The blackman grins even broader. "Then get on yo knees and suck yo wives cock."
Whoever appeals to the law against their fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, “If I live, I WILL KILL YOU. If I die, you are forgiven”. Such is the rule of honor.
Today's Big Joke is Ameren UE. 300,000 people in St. Louis have been without power since Thursday night, and I am one of them. (Actually it's not really their fault, we had an ice storm of epic proportions. But I'm not amused in any case.)
Alright, alright. To continue the awful pun theme: