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Post by meanmoocow on Mar 20, 2007 1:26:56 GMT -5
I thought for sure the pirate joke would make you tightasses laugh! WTF?
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Post by meanmoocow on Mar 20, 2007 1:27:57 GMT -5
if you want to tell a jew joke, make it a good one; like this for example:
Why do Jews have big noses?
Cause air is free!!
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Post by Stompshifter on Mar 22, 2007 22:53:02 GMT -5
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street discussing theology.
The priest notices a boy playing on the playground and stops the rabbi and whispers "hey, wanna go over there and screw that kid?"
The Rabbi, confused, responds "Out of what?"
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Post by asheye on Mar 23, 2007 10:32:11 GMT -5
haha, thats pretty good.
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Post by Silicon on Mar 23, 2007 10:58:00 GMT -5
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith and enjoyed the pleasures of a woman." The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for a few minutes, and then said: "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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Post by Stompshifter on Mar 23, 2007 11:32:42 GMT -5
Why did the Polish guy cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
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Post by Stompshifter on Mar 23, 2007 11:36:19 GMT -5
What's the worst part about being a black Jew?
You have to go to the back of the oven.
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Post by Silicon on Mar 23, 2007 15:39:08 GMT -5
A rabbi, a blonde and the Easter Bunny all walk into a bar.
The bartender goes, "What is this, a joke?"
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Post by Stompshifter on Mar 23, 2007 20:15:26 GMT -5
Q.What did Helen Keller name her dog?
A.DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
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Post by meanmoocow on Mar 28, 2007 20:21:54 GMT -5
NICE!!!!!! LMAO
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Post by Thurgoft on Mar 28, 2007 23:46:16 GMT -5
If Helen Keller had ESP, would it be called a fourth sense?
Q. What is Helen Keller's favorite book? A. Around the Block in 80 days
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Post by sarvis on Mar 29, 2007 0:13:16 GMT -5
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: Stuck a plunger in the toilet
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Post by meanmoocow on Mar 30, 2007 22:47:39 GMT -5
A women is having an affair with a man, when her son comes home early from school and hears them. he hides in the closet to spy on them, when her husband comes home early as well. The women's lover jumps ass naked into the closet that the boy was hiding in. The boy looks over at the man and says"hey, it sure is dark in here. Want to buy this baseball mit?" the man says no. The boy replies "I may have to tell my dad what happened if you don't." The man asks how much for the glove an dthe boy says $750. the man relunctanely buys the glove and escapes the house scot free. Later that day the, the boys father asks if he wants to play catch, but the boys tells his father taht he sold his glove for $750. The father says, "thats outragous and wrong. Your going to confusion to tell your sins to god." The boy steps in the confusion both and say"Hey, it's dark in here." The priest replies, "Don't you start that shit again! you're in my closet now"
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Post by sarvis on Apr 4, 2007 19:13:34 GMT -5
I'm sorry but I think you mean confession =P
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Post by meanmoocow on Apr 4, 2007 22:20:21 GMT -5
YA- it was late when I posted that
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