True but Strange...

[Dread]

In 1995, a german scientist observed a male mallard duck in Illinois fly into the window of a building, instantly killing itself. Three minutes later, the scientist observed another male mallard duck begin humping and raping the dead mallard for the next 72 minutes. This was the first reported case in the animal kingdom of homosexual necrophilia.


The question is, what is worse:
A)The fact that there is, somewhere a chance of Homosexual Necrophilia occuring in outdoor animals near you?

OR

B)That the scientist sat there for 72 minutes watching a gay duck have sex with a dead male duck?


You be the judge...

[Aphramzo]

B

Also, if I sit and watch gay animals doing it, can I call myself a scientist too?

[Dread]

Yes Aph, that is the moral of this tale. And that is the only credible way to become a scientist; to watch a gay animal have sex with a dead animal.

[Malthorn]

A is worse.

B is like the donkey show in Clerks 2, its awful, discusting, but you cant keep yourself from watching, you just have to look, cus humans are fucked up like that.

[meanmoocow]

option C is the worst by far..

Wait for your turn while the gay duck haves his fun, then fuck the dead duck yourself!

[Aphramzo]

Worst... Or best?

No, its the worst.

Or IS it?

[Dread]

I'd hit that, like the front bumper of a Mercedes to an elderly woman.

[meanmoocow]

LOL nice dread