Procrastination survey

[Malthorn]

Ive decided to not keep studying for finals, and do this survey instead!!!




1. Would you bang your neighbor?
4 of the 7 of them...yes.

2. What describes your relationship status?
Im ronery.

3. Where are you?
in my dorm room chillin' with a bottle of water

4. What's the last movie you've seen?
A documentary called "Thin" by HBO. about a anorexia clinic...was pretty interesting acually..

5. I've come to realize the last person who held my hand is...
cant think of the last time -_-

6. Whats your middle name?
Vogel! (means bird in German)

7. Who have you talked to most today?
Allie, Bryan, Corey, Justin, Roy, Kyle, Chris, Andrew, Anthony, Alex, Cathy, Matt, Ryan, Dewey, Jess, Stephany...probly some more?

8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
Nope

9. Color of your socks?
black

10. Color of your shirt?
green

11. I'm always...
messing around

12. Who's on speed dial?
dont use my phones speed dial

13. Honestly, how many people do you have feelings for?
1...and its an impossible relationship...hurray for good luck!

14. Whats your favorite season?
Fall

15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
Bring all the shit you need....get there before dark...dont eat chili at night...

16. Are you a bad influence?
my roommate drinks now and he didnt when he got here? , nah, I dont really think so

17. What's one thing you are sick of?
seeing candy around my entire college and not getting to satisfy my sweettooth..

18. Rather have your name or your siblings name?
i love my bro's name Jan, its Scandinavian

19. Would you do anything for someone else?
Yup.

20. Have you ever been called a bitch?
not for cereal

21. Best Friends?
Mitchell, Bryan, Allie, Kyle, Donny, Taylor

22. What is your ringtone?
regular phone noise

23. What song is on?
radiohead dollar and cents

24. Are your grades good?
currently all C's....so not right now...but hopefully ill have all Bs if my finals go as well as planned

25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these out?
lol nah

26. Does your best friend have a myspace?
Maybe, im not sure who my best friend is..

27. Whose page did you visit last?
i dont use myspace

28. Last time you went out to lunch?
out as in a restaurant? its been at least a week i think...

30. Who is your favorite character from Friends?
dont watch it...i not-like them all equally.

31. Do you have a tattoo?
nope

32. Do you want one?
nope!

33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears CD?
nope....LOLOLOLOLOLOL

34. What did you do last night?
get really high off pot oreos while i watched the HBO Anorexia documentary i mentioned above

35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
no? yes? im not quite sure...

36. Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail
fail

37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library
1...bark at the moon

38. iPod or Zune?
EEEEEPOOODD

39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
when i see it on, or have the DVDs and am bored

40. King of the Hill?
used to, not anymore, maybe when its on and im flipping thru channels

41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
Nope..never lol

42. What's the last thing you bought?
a Qdoba burrito

43. What's the last thing someone bought you?
a gay party game -_-

44. Do you ever sing in the shower?
sometimes at home...only in my halls showers if im drunk

46. What's your favorite movie?
any snuff film, duh

48. Do you believe everyone has a soul mate?
theres 8 billion people on this earth, im sure everyone has got at least SOMEONE perfect out there...

49. Can you sing?
rofltaco no...

50. Do you play any instruments?
i can sorta play clarinet....did for band in school...but atm not really ><

53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
i like to keep my things organized, at least somewhat, clutter can bother me

54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
Nope.

55. Do you know how to knit?
Nope

56. Do you have a job?
I work for my dorm custodial service


57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them on myspace?
lol no.

58. What are you doing right now besides this survey?
listening to music, talking on aim

59. friends or family?
friends.

60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
Coldstone, tho I always loved robbins as a kid

61. Physics or chemistry?
probly chem..since im taking it right now and probly know alot more about it then physics that i took last year

62. Facebook or Myspace
facebook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

63. Do you wear any jewelery?
nope.. should i?

65. Walk or Run?
ive heard running is hard, can anyone confirm this?

66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars?
I was never nutz about any of the 3....so i refuse to answer a question that hard

67. Fly or road trip?
fly...

68. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman?
batman

69. Whats your favorite disney movie?
Aladdin probly...going off the top of my head, gotta admit, I liked Mulan alot tho...

[rotten]

1. Would you bang your neighbor?
no

2. What describes your relationship status?
condemned for life

3. Where are you?
at work

4. What's the last movie you've seen?
beowolf

5. I've come to realize the last person who held my hand is...
wife

6. Whats your middle name?
michael

7. Who have you talked to most today?
my wife and a bunch of ass munchers at work

8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
yup

9. Color of your socks?
black

10. Color of your shirt?
green

11. I'm always...
busy

12. Who's on speed dial?
family, work

13. Honestly, how many people do you have feelings for?
wife...but it fluctuates according to ability to warcrack

14. Whats your favorite season?
spring

15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
dump your trash in your neigbors camp, not your own

16. Are you a bad influence?
every year i am a little bit more of a grumpy asshole, but im working on making a larger leap this year

17. What's one thing you are sick of?
thin people

18. Rather have your name or your siblings name?
whatever, so long as no one calls me

19. Would you do anything for someone else?
Yup.

20. Have you ever been called a bitch?
for being moody, yup

21. Best Friends?
wife, kids, isp

22. What is your ringtone?
kids picked it, sounds like a circus

23. What song is on?
none

24. Are your grades good?
yuppers...if i was still in school i'd rock

25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these out?
dont care, hate 'em back, works for me
PISS OFF MAGGOTS!!

26. Does your best friend have a myspace?
prob not

27. Whose page did you visit last?
i dont use myspace

28. Last time you went out to lunch?
the weekend, every weekend

30. Who is your favorite character from Friends?
dont watch bubble-head tv

31. Do you have a tattoo?
nope

32. Do you want one?
someday, aye

33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears CD?
yup, never will buy one again though

34. What did you do last night?
fixed my xmas lights, "winterized" the backyard furniture, watch part of a movie with the wife, warcracked, ran errands, went shopping with wife for toys to donate to hospital kids (like i said before, "busy")

35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
nope

36. Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail
pass

37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library
no

38. iPod or Zune?
nope

39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
no

40. King of the Hill?
no

41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
no

42. What's the last thing you bought?
toys for kids

43. What's the last thing someone bought you?
uncrushable watch

44. Do you ever sing in the shower?
yup

46. What's your favorite movie?
not sure, too many to list, epic war movies are my fav, like troy

48. Do you believe everyone has a soul mate?
sure, there's a dummy out there for everyone

49. Can you sing?
ahhh...no

50. Do you play any instruments?
ahhh...no

53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
yup, hate not being able to find shit

54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
Nope.

55. Do you know how to knit?
Nope

56. Do you have a job?
yup, IT guy at a law firm


57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them on myspace?
no

58. What are you doing right now besides this survey?
lunch at work

59. friends or family?
eh? family, its not even close...

60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
whatever

61. Physics or chemistry?
both make me happy, me like smart stuff

62. Facebook or Myspace
neither

63. Do you wear any jewelery?
just the basics

65. Walk or Run?
at my age? shit and go back to bed

66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars?
lotr

67. Fly or road trip?
fly

68. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman?
spidey

69. Whats your favorite disney movie?
sinbad

[Stompshifter]

I will bite.


1. Would you bang your neighbor?
Yup, she is like 50 though.

2. What describes your relationship status?
Im ronery, but it seems that some chicks are attracted to me. . for some reason.

3. Where are you?
in my stinky ass cat/comp room, watching them stuff their fat faces.

4. What's the last movie you've seen?
Beowulf, it sucked.

5. I've come to realize the last person who held my hand is...
Some chick I met. . .Can't remember her name, she like to cuddle.

6. Whats your middle name?
Thomas. (means Thomas in English!)

7. Who have you talked to most today?
Lukas.

8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
Nope

9. Color of your socks?
White.

10. Color of your shirt?
Blue.

11. I'm always...
Working, and or Jacking off. Sometimes both.

12. Who's on speed dial?
None.

13. Honestly, how many people do you have feelings for?
In a sex relationship? None.
Friend a bunch, mostly 3 or 4
And my whole Family.

14. Whats your favorite season?
Spring.

15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
Get some damn good bug spray, or bring a girl, and just stay in the tent the whole time.

16. Are you a bad influence?
Yeah.

17. What's one thing you are sick of?
Getting hosed.

18. Rather have your name or your siblings name?
Mine.

19. Would you do anything for someone else?
Yup.

20. Have you ever been called a bitch?
Yeah, but then I proved then to be incorrect with their name calling, and showed them that they were the ones who were Bitches, and they were actually mistaken in calling me a bitch.

21. Best Friends?
Chris, Lukas Paul, and Chester.

22. What is your ringtone?
Motteke! Sailor Fuku. (Luckystar OP)

23. What song is on?
None.

24. Are your grades good?
I am getting a more money at work. Does that count?

25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these out?
lol wut?

26. Does your best friend have a myspace?
Myspace can lick me.

27. Whose page did you visit last?
lol wut?

28. Last time you went out to lunch?
Today.

30. Who is your favorite character from Friends?
lol wut?

31. Do you have a tattoo?
nope

32. Do you want one?
Possibly.

33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears CD?
lol wut?

34. What did you do last night?
Sat on my ass and watched some illegally downloaded Anime.

35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
lol wut?

36. Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail
Pass.

37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library
Yeah. Don't feel like looking atm.

38. iPod or Zune?
lol wut?

39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
I don't have a T.V.

40. King of the Hill?
I don't have a T.V.

41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
Looked at them, but I was not sure if it was for a chick or a dude, so I put it back.

42. What's the last thing you bought?
Some Vodka mixed with Orange juice.

43. What's the last thing someone bought you?
Some Vodka and Orange juice, unmixed.

44. Do you ever sing in the shower?
nope, I have barfed in the shower though.

46. What's your favorite movie?
I have a lot, but I have to say Cast Away.

48. Do you believe everyone has a soul mate?
Everyone gets sick of each other.

49. Can you sing?
I can scream.

50. Do you play any instruments?
Nope.

53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
It really depends on my mood, not so much lately.

54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
Nope.

55. Do you know how to knit?
Nope.

56. Do you have a job?
Fire Sprinkler Pipe Fitter.


57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them on myspace?
lol wut?

58. What are you doing right now besides this survey?
Watching my cats stuff their fat faces with cat food.

59. friends or family?
Friends are Family.

60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
Coldstone, can eat me, Baskin Robbins all the fucking way.

61. Physics or chemistry?
lol wut?


62. Facebook or Myspace
lol wut?

63. Do you wear any jewelery?
Yeah, a Thors Hammer, and a ring.

65. Walk or Run?
Wander.

66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars?
lol wut?

67. Fly or road trip?
Roadtrip.

68. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman?
batman

69. Whats your favorite disney movie?
Lion King.

[Malthorn]

heh, reading these actually tells me alot about the people doing them.

Whoduhthunk 69 questions would tell you things about someone.

[firebreather]

1. Would you bang your neighbor?
No they are mostly eight year old boys

2. What describes your relationship status?
I am watching the poon go by

3. Where are you?
Digital photography class

4. What's the last movie you've seen?
Beowulf aswell actually, that guy was kind of a pussy

5. I've come to realize the last person who held my hand is...
Thuch

6. Whats your middle name?
aaron

7. Who have you talked to most today?
Probably shannon or thuch

8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
Not anymore

9. Color of your socks?
White

10. Color of your shirt?
its like a brownish purple... hats sounds gay

11. I'm always...
reloading my email page

12. Who's on speed dial?
No one

13. Honestly, how many people do you have feelings for?
There are like 8 girls whos ass i would tap at school
Family i think i am more of a drag on than an attribute
Friends..... I have alot of 20+year olds i met on the internets

14. Whats your favorite season?
Winter

15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
know how to make a fire make sure you know where you are secure your food. Be prepared for rain

16. Are you a bad influence?
only on people who are really sheltered

17. What's one thing you are sick of?
Boredom

18. Rather have your name or your siblings name?
My name is alright

19. Would you do anything for someone else?
I would readily throw my life away for any one i care about

20. Have you ever been called a bitch?
Yea but mostly by friends.

21. Best Friends?
Troy jack

22. What is your ringtone?
Beezleboss

23. What song is on?
cant play music in class

24. Are your grades good?
3.7 good?

25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these out?
If they do fuck them

26. Does your best friend have a myspace?
Probably

27. Whose page did you visit last?
i think it was shannos or lucas's

28. Last time you went out to lunch?
Yesterday

30. Who is your favorite character from Friends?
wah?

31. Do you have a tattoo?
No

32. Do you want one?
i think so

33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears CD?
Nope that whore couldn't afford to lick my cock at this time

34. What did you do last night?
Played wow homework and IMed with thuch

35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
Like am i lost and crazy?

36. Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail
I think i would pass unless my anti depressants made it fail

37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library
a couple i think

38. iPod or Zune?
Ipod

39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
not really

40. King of the Hill?
when nothing else is on.

41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
I had to read one and it sucked ass.

42. What's the last thing you bought?
I think it was either movie tickets or magic cards

43. What's the last thing someone bought you?
Some form of food

44. Do you ever sing in the shower?
Yea i sing in the shower from time to time

46. What's your favorite movie?
sword fish

48. Do you believe everyone has a soul mate?
Nope relations are comprimises expecting someone perfect for you is unrealistic

49. Can you sing?
If i actually sing yea

50. Do you play any instruments?
A little of the G-tar

53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
not with my stuff

54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
Nope

55. Do you know how to knit?
Nope

56. Do you have a job?
The city wont let me


57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them on myspace?
Nope don't love my self

58. What are you doing right now besides this survey?
pretending to be doing work in digital phot

59. friends or family?
Friends betray you to easily so family

60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
Coldstone

61. Physics or chemistry?
Chemistry


62. Facebook or Myspace
myspace?

63. Do you wear any jewelery?
no i think i would look queer with jewlery

65. Walk or Run?
walk

66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars?
Lotr

67. Fly or road trip?
Roadtrip.

68. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman?
Batman k kicks the crap out of super man all over the place

69. Whats your favorite disney movie?Hmm i think either aladin or toy story lion king one was also good but they should have stopped their instead of lion king 1 1/2 through 3.

[Stompshifter]

Sam, I doubt that someone bought you Vodka and OJ. And have you really barfed in the shower, or you just saying that to be coolish like me?

[firebreather]

haha, did this with the monitor turned off must have missed those. Edited