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Post by The Zrogfather on Oct 14, 2005 14:01:23 GMT -5
How's this one:
As the saying goes, "you cannot polish a turd."
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Post by r0ttenheart on Oct 14, 2005 14:27:58 GMT -5
a celebrity is coming out of divorce court after his umteenth failed marriage and is greeted by the media who are of course ask him this stupid question:
"will u ever get married again?"
"no. i will just find the woman i hate the most and BUY HER A HOUSE!!!"
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Post by Mcguirk on Oct 14, 2005 16:42:56 GMT -5
Its not my rhino!!
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Post by sinnerwho on Nov 2, 2005 22:32:41 GMT -5
"do the chickens have large talons?"
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