Post by The Zrogfather on Jun 24, 2005 12:50:59 GMT -5
Saw this on the WoW forums...
Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[] AOLer
[] 12 year old
[] Troll
[] Pervert
[] Geek
[] Spammer
[] Wannabe
[] Asskisser
[] l337 d00d
[] Flamer
[] Whiner
[X] Other: E-bayer
You Are Being Flamed Because
[] You hopped on a complainer bandwagon
[] You posted another useless Nerf thread
[] You posted to whine about Paladins
[] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[] You posted a Release Date thread
[] You posted a Patch thread
[] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[] You posted a System Specifications thread
[] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
[] You posted a Starcraft vs War3 thread
[] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard's Ass
[] You posted a "Where is Starcraft II" thread
[] You posted a (War3/WoW) vs DiabloII thread
[] You posted a what does the chat gem do thread
[] You continued a long, stupid thread
[] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[] You posted a my class sucks *cry* thread
[] You haven't read the stickies
[] You don't know which forum to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[] You posted false information
[] You posted something totally uninteresting
[] You doubleposted
[] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[] You posted racist crap
[] I don't like your tone of voice
[] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
In Punishment, You Must:
[X] Give up your AOL Internet account
[X] STFU & GTFO
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[] Actually post something relevant
[] Read the f****** FAQ
[] Go to your room with no supper
[] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[X] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[] Take a bath in bleach
[] Drink out of a spitoon
[] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[] I pity your dog
[] Go to hell
[X] Your IQ must be 7
[] Take your rejection somewhere else
[X] STFU & GTFO
[] Take your Ritalin
[] Try to make a post that isn't something we see daily
[] Learn to post
[] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[] Can I have your stuff?
[] All of the above
Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[] AOLer
[] 12 year old
[] Troll
[] Pervert
[] Geek
[] Spammer
[] Wannabe
[] Asskisser
[] l337 d00d
[] Flamer
[] Whiner
[X] Other: E-bayer
You Are Being Flamed Because
[] You hopped on a complainer bandwagon
[] You posted another useless Nerf thread
[] You posted to whine about Paladins
[] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[] You posted a Release Date thread
[] You posted a Patch thread
[] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[] You posted a System Specifications thread
[] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
[] You posted a Starcraft vs War3 thread
[] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard's Ass
[] You posted a "Where is Starcraft II" thread
[] You posted a (War3/WoW) vs DiabloII thread
[] You posted a what does the chat gem do thread
[] You continued a long, stupid thread
[] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[] You posted a my class sucks *cry* thread
[] You haven't read the stickies
[] You don't know which forum to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[] You posted false information
[] You posted something totally uninteresting
[] You doubleposted
[] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[] You posted racist crap
[] I don't like your tone of voice
[] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
In Punishment, You Must:
[X] Give up your AOL Internet account
[X] STFU & GTFO
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[] Actually post something relevant
[] Read the f****** FAQ
[] Go to your room with no supper
[] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[X] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[] Take a bath in bleach
[] Drink out of a spitoon
[] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[] I pity your dog
[] Go to hell
[X] Your IQ must be 7
[] Take your rejection somewhere else
[X] STFU & GTFO
[] Take your Ritalin
[] Try to make a post that isn't something we see daily
[] Learn to post
[] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[] Can I have your stuff?
[] All of the above