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Post by meanmoocow on Jan 2, 2007 9:48:44 GMT -5
what do you give an elephant with the shits?
Lots of room!
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firebreather
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Do the glowing trinkets show me a way home, or simply a glowing path for some one else to follow?
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Post by firebreather on Jan 2, 2007 12:32:12 GMT -5
WOG WOG WOG WOG WOG WOG WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Post by Silicon on Jan 2, 2007 13:40:44 GMT -5
How do you know you're at a gay barbeque?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
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Post by meanmoocow on Jan 5, 2007 14:09:09 GMT -5
Why do women fake orgasims?
they think we care.
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Post by a rotten guest on Jan 5, 2007 14:22:56 GMT -5
Speaking of shitting elephants...
there was a case where one of the handlers was walking behind an elephant when it decided to poop. the force of the poop knocked the man down and he hit his head on a rock then the poop suffocated him.
i would have a closed casket funeral out of shame....really, what could be said at his eulogy?
"he died doing what he loved" "...the only time he ever took shit from anyone..." "could've been worse...the elephant could have been menstruating...." "...we told him to go to business school, but did he listen? Nooooo"
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Post by Malthorn on Jan 6, 2007 2:01:09 GMT -5
What do you call the bouncer in front of a gay bar.
A flamethrower.
(Silicon made me think of this one)
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Post by meanmoocow on Feb 4, 2007 21:48:01 GMT -5
what is the difference between a polish women and a catfish?
one has whiskers and smells and the other is a fish!!
rofl
take that you pollocks
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Post by Aphramzo on Feb 4, 2007 23:05:39 GMT -5
Hey, I am 60% Polish and I find that very offensive!
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Post by WolfsRainer on Feb 4, 2007 23:23:29 GMT -5
So you're a girl Aph?
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falorn
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Post by falorn on Feb 5, 2007 0:21:37 GMT -5
My computer beat me at chess yesterday.
Then I beat him at kick-boxing.
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Post by meanmoocow on Feb 6, 2007 16:37:13 GMT -5
The hell you do Aph. You know exactly how the joke generally descibes some pollish women and you laughed.here's another one just to rub it in: How do the pollish make babies?
Take shit in both hands and clap them together to make the sound P-O-L-L-O-C-K!!!
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Post by Aphramzo on Feb 6, 2007 20:17:41 GMT -5
MY MOM DIED FROM A POLLOCK!
/gquit
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Post by meanmoocow on Feb 11, 2007 10:04:41 GMT -5
LOL- omg that never gets old
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Post by meanmoocow on Mar 7, 2007 11:28:55 GMT -5
A pirate captain and his crewa are running from the english fleet. They encounter a single ship and the Captain yells, "Man the guns, pull up the sails and bring me my red shirt!" They do as told and win the fight with the english ship. They encounter a group of 2 ships and again the captain yells, "Man the guns, pull up the sails and bring me my red shirt!" They do as they're told and some how, against all odds, win. The crew asks the Captain why he always yells for his red shirt. "I don't want my crew to see me bleed if i'm injured in the heat of battle and lose heart." says the captain. then the guy in the crowsnest yells "captian we have 5 english ships approaching fast!" the captain yells "Man the guns, pull up the sails and bring me my brown pants!"
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Post by Dread on Mar 8, 2007 0:09:36 GMT -5
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The Holocaust! ...wait, that's not a joke
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